"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose." ― Garrison Keillor Topic(s): Food More From Garrison Keillor "A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it’s time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer." "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted." "I’m not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn’t think my schedule looked so busy." More In Food "Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that’s going to increase the quality of the food you make."― Michael Symon "I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy."― Ted Allen "I’m girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food."― Carrie Underwood