"God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny."
― Garrison Keillor
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Funny
― Garrison Keillor
More From Garrison Keillor
- "Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won’t feel so thankful then."
- "A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it’s time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer."
- "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
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- "When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."― Shirin Ebadi
- "Freedom. Freedom of religion. Freedom to speak their mind. Freedom to build a life. And yes, freedom to build a business. With their own hands. This is the essence of the American experience."― Mitt Romney