"A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it’s time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer."
― Garrison Keillor
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― Garrison Keillor
More From Garrison Keillor
- "I’m not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn’t think my schedule looked so busy."
- "God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny."
- "Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won’t feel so thankful then."
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- "I love being on stage if I’m not on a set. If I’m at home, I’m usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I’m ready willing and able to give it a shot."― Dane Cook
- "I only scream and scratch when something’s only ‘really good’ or ‘good’, I want to be great, or let’s go home."― Jeremy Renner
- "But inner experience is only one source of human knowledge."― Muhammad Iqbal