"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand." ― Fred Allen Topic(s): Time More From Fred Allen "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." "I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there." More In Time "Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent."― Ambrose Bierce "Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure."― Benjamin Franklin "For time is the longest distance between two places."― Tennessee Williams