"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
― Fred Allen
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Funny
― Fred Allen
More From Fred Allen
- "All I know about humor is that I don’t know anything about it."
- "We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
- "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
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