More From Fred Allen
- "We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
- "I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap."
More In Graduation
- "I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that I’d be a lousy businessman, and if I didn’t give acting a try I’d regret it for the rest of my life."― Peter Gallagher
- "There is no excuse for perjury – never, never, never. There is truth, and the truth demands respect."― Kenneth Starr
- "I fell in love with theater there, and after graduation I moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting."― Olivia Wilde