"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission." ― Fred Allen Topic(s): Business More From Fred Allen "I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap." "I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." "We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion." More In Business "When we want to have our own style of living, it is nobody’s business but ours. What we do in private is our private business."― Eartha Kitt "Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business – which at least does us all some good."― Stephen Fry "Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless."― Thomas A. Edison