"I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." ― Frank Carson Topic(s): Marriage More From Frank Carson "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?" "I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man." More In Marriage "When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the props up close or the sets up close. He didn’t want to see the magic."― Nia Vardalos "I believe in traditional marriage and I believe in the Defense of Marriage Act."― Herman Cain "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."― Johnny Carson