"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?" ― Frank Carson Topic(s): Car More From Frank Carson "I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." "I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man." More In Car "If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history."― Bo Bennett "It’s not fair the emphasis put on beauty, or on sexuality."― Rosanna Arquette "I’m very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I’m like a 35-year-old. I have a house. I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions."― Avril Lavigne