More From Fran Lebowitz
- "My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them."
- "Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure."
- "As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
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- "I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice."― Woody Allen
- "Sometimes I want to do something that’s really funny and other times I read an indie script that is going to be made for nothing but I want to do it because I think that I can connect with something in the story."― Brittany Snow
- "Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."― Josh Billings