"You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine." ― Flip Wilson Topic(s): Motivational More From Flip Wilson "Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun." "My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish." "Funny is an attitude." More In Motivational "Art and religion first; then philosophy; lastly science. That is the order of the great subjects of life, that’s their order of importance."― Muriel Spark "I was motivated to be different in part because I was different."― Donna Brazile "Who seeks shall find."― Sophocles