"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun." ― Flip Wilson Topic(s): Humor More From Flip Wilson "You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine." "Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we’re ‘dead earnest,’ humor is the only thing that is dead." "My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish." More In Humor "Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes."― Ted Rall "If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It’s easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well."― Alan Thicke "There is no definition of beauty, but when you can see someone’s spirit coming through, something unexplainable, that’s beautiful to me."― Liv Tyler