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- "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
- "Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either."
- "Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment."
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- "And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all the jobs, raising all the children. This government is yours. Thank you for letting me serve you. I love this job."― Mitt Romney
- "What we’ve gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question ‘Can we trust Microsoft?’"― Steve Ballmer
- "Your home should be your home. People shouldn’t be allowed to use whatever crazy lenses they use to catch you waking up in the morning."― Sarah Chalke