"There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Morning Tags: nothing, sadder, there More From Erma Bombeck "Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you." "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it." "When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’." More In Morning "Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning."― Jack Dempsey "I’ve learned to trust myself, to listen to truth, to not be afraid of it and to not try and hide it."― Sarah McLachlan "But acting is very much a profession that is you’re hot one moment and not the next – and that is totally cool. I think that’s what I find most fascinating and most exciting about it – is that it can be gone in a puff of smoke."― Keira Knightley