More From Erma Bombeck
- "Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go."
- "I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
- "Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."