"I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Women Tags: exercised, women More From Erma Bombeck "Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you." "Never have more children than you have car windows." "Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother." More In Women "The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."― F. Scott Fitzgerald "Women are not all single-issue voters."― Carly Fiorina "Relationships are made of talk – and talk is for girls and women."― Deborah Tannen
