"I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
― Erma Bombeck
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Life
― Erma Bombeck
More From Erma Bombeck
- "Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."
- "Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
- "When humor goes, there goes civilization."
More In Life
- "I need drama in my life to keep making music."― Eminem
- "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?"― Friedrich Nietzsche
- "I don’t think feminism, as I understand the definition, implies the rejection of maternal values, nurturing children, caring about the men in your life. That is just nonsense to me."― Hillary Clinton