More From Erma Bombeck
- "I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: “Checkout Time is 18 years.”"
- "Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."
- "It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
More In Funny
- "However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be."― Craig Kilborn
- "We are really on top of one another at the moment and I think it is amazing how we stay so close. Maybe that’s the test. Why not totally put yourself together, rather than always wonder whether you actually like each other?"― Linda McCartney
- "Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."― Jerry Lewis