"God created man, but I could do better." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): God Tags: created More From Erma Bombeck "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." "It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding." "Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated." More In God "The very contradictions in my life are in some ways signs of God’s mercy to me."― Thomas Merton "I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do."― Joel Osteen "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."― William Penn