"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
― Erma Bombeck
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― Erma Bombeck
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- "I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it."
- "Children make your life important."
- "Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy."
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- "Any time that we have time to take off, we love being home."― Mary-Kate Olsen
- "Abstention means you stayed at home or went to the beach. By casting a blank vote, you’re saying you have a political conscience but you don’t agree with any of the existing parties."― Jose Saramago
- "Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong."― G. Gordon Liddy