"Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
― Emo Philips
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Morning
― Emo Philips
More From Emo Philips
- "You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
- "My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
- "Probably the worst time in a person’s life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it’s been a pretty good day."
More In Morning
- "Peace is when time doesn’t matter as it passes by."― Maria Schell
- "I’m always in bed by 11 or 12 and people laugh all the time – they want me to hang out until two in the morning, but n-n-no, I need my nine hours."― Christina Ricci
- "We also own a little boat and I’m like a kid with it. I take off early in the morning, fishing rod in tow, and just drift about the ocean all day."― Perry Como