"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." ― Elbert Hubbard Topic(s): Funny More From Elbert Hubbard "A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness." "A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same." "Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself." More In Funny "Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average."― Adam Carolla "I also think if you’re an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you’re just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that’s not in the commercial they think you’re a genius."― Amy Poehler "If I don’t talk about my religion, if I say I’m not discussing it or different humanitarian things I’m working on, they’re like, ‘He’s avoiding it.’ If I do talk about it, it becomes, ‘Oh, he’s proselytizing.’"― Tom Cruise