More From Elayne Boosler
- "Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
- "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
- "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking."
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- "Robert Altman’s ‘Nashville’ is my all-time favorite film because it covers all the bases – it’s original, moving, and has something to say, but also funny and incredibly entertaining."― Douglas Wood
- "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."― Groucho Marx
- "I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings."― Paula Poundstone