"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born."
― Elayne Boosler
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― Elayne Boosler
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- "I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’"
- "Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
- "I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food."
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- "I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe."― Morgan Freeman
- "I spend a lot of time at my son’s school and I really wanted to do a movie that the kids could see. The good thing about being my age and not having to be the ingenue anymore is that I get to be a mom. I get to have kids in my movies."― Virginia Madsen
- "My Mom is a ballet director, so I had this idea in me that classical training is the best foundation for anything you do, so I wanted to get a classical background and voice."― Sholom Aleichem