More From Elayne Boosler
- "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking."
- "I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’"
- "The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born."
More In Food
- "Just because the Americans are so good at rattling out accessible and cheap junk food, nobody looks twice when it comes to their food. But there are golden nuggets everywhere."― Jamie Oliver
- "I’m not a Luddite, but I’m outside more than I’m on my computer. We have a micro-farm – it’s a step up from a garden. We have a pretty extensive vineyard. We grow about 60 percent of our own food, make our own wine, have chickens for eggs."― Emilio Estevez
- "See, I have set before you this day life and good, death and evil… I have set before you life and death, blessing and curse; therefore choose life."― Moses