"Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal." ― Eddie Izzard Topic(s): Food More From Eddie Izzard "I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." "Never put a sock in a toaster." "There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?" More In Food "My three addictions of choice are food, love and work."― Alanis Morissette "Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food."― Joseph Epstein "Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day."― Ted Allen