"The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to remember it once." ― E. Joseph Cossman Topic(s): Birthday More From E. Joseph Cossman "Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal." "The greatest power is often simple patience." "Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." More In Birthday "It was my 16th birthday – my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do – write songs and sing them to people."― Stevie Nicks "This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security."― Art Buchwald "The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation’s birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq’s battlefields."― Joe Barton