More From Drew Carey
- "As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
- "The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name."
- "When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games."
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- "It’s funny: I’m a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it’s been a solitary thing."― Gary Oldman
- "John Ford was so funny that I couldn’t wait to go to work in the morning."― Richard Widmark
- "The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it."― Arthur Smith