"I just try to get people to laugh – I’m not trying to change the world or anything." ― Drew Carey Topic(s): Change More From Drew Carey "As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything." "When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games." "Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test." More In Change "When fish experience something that would cause other animals physical pain, they behave in ways suggestive of pain, and the change in behaviour may last several hours."― Peter Singer "I got all the respect in the world for the front-runners in this race, but ask yourself: If we replace a Democratic insider with a Republican insider, you think we’re really going to change Washington, D.C.? You don’t have to settle for Washington and Wall Street insiders who supported the Wall Street bailout and the Obamacare individual mandate."― Rick Perry "Revolutions demand enormous sacrifices and, at the same time, create a new need to change the world again."― Friedrich Durrenmatt