"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ― Douglas Adams Topic(s): Funny Tags: deadlines More From Douglas Adams "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." More In Funny "One thing the blues ain’t, is funny."― Stephen Stills "Well, I think that Catholicism’s basic foundation of faith is personal conscience. I think it’s between you and God, not you and the Church."― Martin Sheen "The word ‘funny’ is a bit like the word ‘love’ – we don’t have enough words to describe the many varieties."― George Saunders