"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." ― Doug Larson Topic(s): Car More From Doug Larson "Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." "For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work." "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." More In Car "Dad is my best mate and I can tell Mum absolutely anything. I really appreciate Mum and Dad. Why are we so close? Young parents, I think. The rock business keeps their minds young."― Kim Wilde "I don’t want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving."― Dale Earnhardt "I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I’m worried because I have a brand-new record, and it’s called Crazy!"― Patsy Cline