"What if God exists except it turns out he doesn’t really like people very much?" ― Doug Coupland Topic(s): God Tags: except, exists More From Doug Coupland "Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people." "Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it’s been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries." "The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member." More In God "You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate."― Pope John Paul II "Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees God in clouds, or hears him in the wind."― Alexander Pope "We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."― Albert Einstein