"There’s nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off." ― Doug Coupland Topic(s): Funny Tags: funny, nothing, there More From Doug Coupland "Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it’s not quite the same thing." "Forget about being world famous, it’s hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence." "I know it’s not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?" More In Funny "I like getting up in front of an audience. It’s fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can’t deny it. And it’s very funny, too. Sometimes you’re shy; you go somewhere and everyone’s looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious."― Jon Lovitz "It’s funny that it all becomes about clothes. It’s bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it’s all about your dress. You can’t get away from it."― Reese Witherspoon "It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead your made for life."― Jimi Hendrix