More From Doug Coupland
- "A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you’re past it."
- "If God drives a car, He’d drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window."
- "Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives."
More In Best
- "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you."― Rita Mae Brown
- "Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer."― Charles Caleb Colton
- "We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."― Kin Hubbard