"Some people say funny things, but I say things funny." ― Don Rickles Topic(s): Funny More From Don Rickles "Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed." "You know what’s funny to me? Attitude." "Funny is funny." More In Funny "If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!"― Demetri Martin "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."― Margaret Mead "Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them."― George Lopez