"Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed." ― Don Rickles Topic(s): Business More From Don Rickles "Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that." "You know what’s funny to me? Attitude." "Some people say funny things, but I say things funny." More In Business "It’s called a pen. It’s like a printer, hooked straight to my brain."― Dale Dauten "I think the crux of the matter was that if we were going to become partners in, for example, the International Space Station, we had to gain the respect of a country like the United States and particularly its space organization, NASA."― Marc Garneau "Our plans protect freedom and opportunity, and our blueprint is the Constitution of the United States."― Mitt Romney