"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them." ― Dick Van Dyke Topic(s): Women More From Dick Van Dyke "Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we’ll likely not see another like him." "I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste." More In Women "Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00 in the evening. You’ve been in make-up since 8:30 in the morning waiting for her."― Tony Randall "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."― Friedrich Nietzsche "I got politics and economics moving and then others took over."― Lech Walesa