"There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it." ― Dennis Miller Topic(s): Funny More From Dennis Miller "You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R." "I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy." "I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years." More In Funny "I never subscribe to the stay-at-home policy. I’m not sick of the road or sick of eating in good restaurants around the country. I like to travel."― Levon Helm "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."― George Burns "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."― Sacha Guitry