"You can’t teach somebody how to be funny. You’re either funny, or you ain’t." ― Denis Leary Topic(s): Funny More From Denis Leary "The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he’s still as funny as he’s ever been, and he’s still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I’ll still be able to work." "Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it." "Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct." More In Funny "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."― Imelda Marcos "There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."― Bill Cosby "My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."― Anna Held