"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
― Demetri Martin
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― Demetri Martin
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- "I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything."
- "But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom."
- "I didn’t do improv in college, I never performed, I didn’t do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major."
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- "I think that everything is possible as long as you put your mind to it and you put the work and time into it. I think your mind really controls everything."― Michael Phelps
- "I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic."― Kim Kardashian
- "I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns."― Charlie Sheen