"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly."
― Demetri Martin
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Funny
― Demetri Martin
More From Demetri Martin
- "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
- "I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes."
- "If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."
More In Funny
- "We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross."― Shawn Wayans
- "‘Funny People’ is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it’s a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn’t feel like I was playing myself. Whether it’s a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible."― Jonah Hill
- "I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me."― Elayne Boosler