More From Demetri Martin
- "I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything."
- "For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I’d come home and go to church and everybody would say, ‘Oh, my God. Demetri, you’re working at the White House.’"
- "But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom."