"I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny."
― Demetri Martin
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Funny
― Demetri Martin
More From Demetri Martin
- "People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy."
- "I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog’s name and then I asked, ‘Does he bite?’ and she said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘So how does he eat?’ Liar!"
- "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
More In Funny
- "I also think if you’re an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you’re just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that’s not in the commercial they think you’re a genius."― Amy Poehler
- "People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’"― Al Yankovic
- "For movies to get greenlit solely based on the success of other movies that have a lot of women in them? It’s so ridiculous to me."― Kristen Wiig