"I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes."
― Demetri Martin
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― Demetri Martin
More From Demetri Martin
- "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
- "Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away."
- "I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar."
More In Politics
- "When times are tough, constant conflict may be good politics but in the real world, cooperation works better. After all, nobody’s right all the time, and a broken clock is right twice a day."― William J. Clinton
- "Experience does not err. Only your judgments err by expecting from her what is not in her power."― Leonardo da Vinci
- "Politics are not the task of a Christian."― Dietrich Bonhoeffer