"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I’m not a smoker, I just really like certain songs." ― Demetri Martin Topic(s): Time More From Demetri Martin "And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I’m looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I’m on the right track." "I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable." "But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom." More In Time "Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time."― Paulo Coelho "Time has a way of demonstrating that the most stubborn are the most intelligent."― Yevgeny Yevtushenko "Captain Kirk has been a source of pleasure and income for a long time."― William Shatner