"I didn’t do improv in college, I never performed, I didn’t do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major."
― Demetri Martin
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Government
― Demetri Martin
More From Demetri Martin
- "I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog’s name and then I asked, ‘Does he bite?’ and she said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘So how does he eat?’ Liar!"
- "Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away."
- "The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly."
More In Government
- "Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life."― Ludwig van Beethoven
- "Since no one but you can know what’s best for you, government control can’t make your life better."― Harry Browne
- "The deterioration of a government begins almost always by the decay of its principles."― Charles de Secondat