More From Demetri Martin
- "I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’"
- "I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes."
- "I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog’s name and then I asked, ‘Does he bite?’ and she said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘So how does he eat?’ Liar!"
More In Freedom
- "The desire of gold is not for gold. It is for the means of freedom and benefit."― Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "We believe firmly that Communism internally and externally can and must be fought without resort to the Communist tactics of the suppression of all individual freedom."― Emanuel Celler
- "What we have at present is a system of loss socialism. Whatever goes wrong is shouldered by the general public and anything that works is privatised. Worshippers of market freedom have suspended the most important economic principle: Risk and liability go hand in hand."― Sigmar Gabriel