"And of course I didn’t make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money."
― Demetri Martin
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Money
― Demetri Martin
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- "I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog’s name and then I asked, ‘Does he bite?’ and she said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘So how does he eat?’ Liar!"
- "If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."
- "I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable."
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- "I think we really feel like Crowdrise could be something that, 20 years from now, people take for granted because that’s just how you do it, like if you’re going to raise money for something, that’s how you do it."― Edward Norton
- "All my life I knew that there was all the money you could want out there. All you have to do is go after it."― Curtis Carlson
- "Money is in some respects life’s fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master."― P. T. Barnum