"I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won’t be offended." ― David Sedaris Topic(s): Family More From David Sedaris "I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me." "What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny." "The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons." More In Family "No amount of law enforcement can solve a problem that goes back to the family."― J. Edgar Hoover "Dignity is not negotiable. Dignity is the honor of the family."― Vartan Gregorian "Over the last couple of years, I’ve really worked toward balancing my life out more, having a little bit more time with friends, family and my boyfriend. There was a period of time when they were way down the list. It was all about music and touring and if everything fell by the wayside, so be it."― Alanis Morissette