"I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me." ― David Sedaris Topic(s): Movies More From David Sedaris "What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny." "I’ve been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it’s just whining, but every so often there’ll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It’s an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. ‘That’s not what you said on February 3, 1996,’ I’ll say to someone." "I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out." More In Movies "Every great film should seem new every time you see it."― Roger Ebert "Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother."― Khalil Gibran "I’m cute – and God I hate that. Because that’s not cool. I’m like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It’s the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I’m an everyday, normal girl."― Kelly Clarkson